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Have you ever noticed that many times humor is used to make a serious point? Appreciating a funny inspirational quote is one of those characteristics that makes us uniquely human. Here's a sampling of things people have said that tickle our funny bone, while making us think about some of life's truths.

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Ernest P. Worrell (portrayed by Jim Varney) -       [Ernest P. Worrell feature page]
Is that a rabbit over there?! (from 'Ernest Goes to Camp')
Nadine Brown (Nadine is on 'Larry's Country Diner' on RFD-TV) -     [sayings]
I always wanted a BMW, but now that I'm older I don't care about the 'W';   I'd settle for a good BM.
Bill Cosby -       [family]
A word to the wise isn't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Ever sat and pondered these questions ? . .

Mark Twain -       [law-or-attraction]
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Will Rogers -       [Will Rogers feature page]
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Joe Rogan -       [goalsetting]
My only goal is to surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Oscar Wilde -       [positive thinking]
Ridicule is the tribute paid to the genius by the mediocrities.
Will Rogers -       [Will Rogers feature page]     [words-of-wisdom]
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
Samuel Goldwyn -       [resources]
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
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Benjamin Franklin -       [Franklin feature page]     [sayings]
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
Benjamin Franklin -       [Franklin feature page]     [character education]
Many complain of their memory, few of their judgment.
Robert Benchley -       [inspirational stories/poems]
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Charles Schultz -       [philosophers]
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Carl Sandburg -       [sports]
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
Abraham Lincoln -       [Lincoln feature page]
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Larry B. Peterson -       [Larry B. Peterson's submitted page]
I'm not the sharpest crayon in the box, so I still might be coloring outside the lines.
Mark Twain -       [positive thinking]
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Hubert Humphrey -       [words-of-wisdom]
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

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Dave Barry -       [Dave Barry feature page]     [resources]
The simple truth is that balding African American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
Marilyn L. Littlefield -       [philosophers/resources]
I don't know which is worse - loosing a screw or knowing that it's loose.
Albert Einstein -       [family]     [Albert Einstein feature page]
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Will Rogers -       [Will Rogers feature page]     [inspirational]
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Mark Twain -       [law of attraction]
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
Monty Hall -       [success]
Actually, I am an overnight success; but it took twenty years.
author unknown -       [christian/spiritual]     [words-of-wisdom]
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.
Clementine Paddleford -       [motivational]
Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.
John F. Kennedy -       [Kennedy feature page]
I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy; Dear Jack, Don't buy a single vote more than is necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide.
Ronald Reagan -       [Reagan feature page]
No matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting.
William Shakespeare -       [self-improvement]
There's many a man who has more hair than wit.

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